J Chris Campbell

Comics, Illustration & Design

1. Crassyfur Horror 7.27.07 / 11am

   Chris, your icons are amazin!!! I was also looking at the first few pages of ZZ2 and it looks like you have really developed your art into something beautiful.

   Hey all you JCC hippie art fago fans? Listen to me when I tell you that JCC is the shit. The absolute and total bees knees. If you are in his posse, then be thankful and go get hima beer immediately now. If you are not, then freaking work harder at getting accepted by him. He’s too good for you, sure, but if yoou buy him enough things, wait on him hand and foot night and day, and basically act as his freaking slave, maybe you will impress him enough for him to bring you into his fold. There I said it. Get your act together and start worshipping genius greatness.

   Yeah I’m not finished yet… he’s got more art fago talent in one of his long-assed nipple hairs than you do in your entire freaking family. You think you’re talented? Well open your eyes and squeeze your head out of your rear and take a look at some of his work. What? You hate Attic Bugs? Well you should be dragged to the edge of a cliff, pushed over, and shot in the skull as you fall to your death. You don’t get Dufflaches (or however he spells his made up sh!t)??? Well here’s a clue for you, go back to India because you don’t understand hippie art fago American culture. Oh, did you say that you lost your copy of “I Want Everything”?? Well have someone cut all your fingers off immediately now because you can’t be trusted to take care of a priceless work of frickin art.

   Yeah, I’m still talking here, JCC is so far ahead of his time in this industry that baby JCC could have painted the frucking Mona Lisa. No, HELL, I have no idea what that means, but I do know this… you’re sitting in your bathroom on the turlet reading the latest copy of ZIG ZIG 2 next month (I read all WAP stuff on te turlet, no idea why) and you think “wow, this art is fantastic.” Well guess what, you screwed up, big time. you only used one adjective, where you should have used about 50,000. So get to school, learn yourself up, and stay away from the innernet, because yoou should be reading and/or looking at his art 24 hours a day.

   Recognize.
   Fool.
   C.H.
2. J Chris 7.27.07 / 2pm

   Here’s my mom’s:
   http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/sendfriend/MsLSon_2762007203640.jpg
3. Kayla 7.27.07 / 6pm

   http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/sendfriend/KaylaKayla_286200712842.jpg
4. Scott Elingburg 7.28.07 / 8am

   Here’s my Simpsons likeness:
   

   I can’t wait to see the movie. The Simpsons will be one of those shows that goes down in the annals of pop culture history.

   Word.
   Scott E
5. Pat Lewis 7.28.07 / 10am

   Here is mine:
   
6. Mike Gowan 7.28.07 / 9pm

   Hmm. There’s no scottish caps available on there. I cannot be simpsonized.
7. J Chris Campbell 7.29.07 / 8am

   What about a Saturday Morning Mike version?
8. J Chris Campbell 7.29.07 / 8am

   Here is JennaLea’s

   
9. J Chris Campbell 7.29.07 / 8am

   Here is Andrew Davis’

   
10. Terry 7.29.07 / 5pm

    Here’s a link to the Cronin’s sporting their Students of the Unusual shirts!!

    

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