My wife ran across this video news report: Lizard Man chewed up my van
I couldn’t believe I had never heard of the Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swap. After doing a tiny bit of research I noticed that our Lizard Man needed a name. Native American tribes of Carolinas talked about local living lizard or fish men called the Inzignanin. That’s way long and hard to remember. So I shortened it to Inzig maybe, I should have called him Nanin.
What do you call your local lizard man?
You never heard of the Lizard Man? I thought you grew up in these parts, but really you’re from outer space, where they don’t have Lizard Men.
I remember the Lizard Man. I’ll call him Ziggy.
I have no idea why I never heard of the Lizard Man. I must have been under a rock or something.
Jeez J Chris, even I’ve seen the heard of the lizard man. I think I saw this clip over the weekend on E! (entertainment television) He’s big news.
Interestingly enough, I have just recently found that Georgia has a sasquatch hunters association. I assumed it was a joke at first, but you can’t shower for like 3 days before you go, and the guys who run it are 100% fer reals.
So maybe a lizard man hunters association of S.C. wouldn’t be such a bad idea. You already have one pretty good lead (that guy’s van) All the Georgia sasqutach hunters have is B.O.
SC Ziggy Hunters
Lizard Man Fighters
or how about
Association of Lizard Man Enthusiasts